i took a roll of toilet paper from second floor because we are all out on third floor. it is not stealing.

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Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

THM